THE BEST 9 THINGS TO DO DURING THE UNCELEBRATED MELBOURNE CUP DAY!

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BEST 9 THINGS TO DO DURING THE UNCELEBRATED MELBOURNE CUP DAY!

Unless you are part of the “heavy-hitting” attendees list at Melbourne Cup Day that includes politicians, CEO’s, fashionistas and wannabes, you may better off doing something different this afternoon. I feel sorry for all the hospitality staff that gotta put up with all the silliness of the day.

So, what to do you get bombarded with messages persuading you to join the foolishness of the day?

You can save the wasted money, time and hangover and do something you actually love doing.

Below are some ideas for you to create the un-celebrated Melbourne Cup day, your way!…

1. WAKE UP SLOWLY

By this, I do not mean you stay in bed until late today. What I mean is if you are thinking to join the “blinded masses” on Derby Day, check out the below video or read the 7 facts about horse racing that will change how you feel about the Melbourne Cup forever.

Done?

A bit intense ha!

But hey, at least you are woken up! and you cannot reverse what you know now.

2. GET OUT OF TOWN

If you are one of those lucky ones not working this arvo then you can get out of town and avoid all the human drunkness and stupidity around.

3. GO FOR AN OCEAN SWIM

Yes, likely beaches will be calm and quiet this arvo. Enjoy and peaceful and energizing swim. Note: make sure you do not depend on your car-sharing app to get home this arvo. If the beach is far away, hit the nearest swimming pool.

4. MAKE LOVE LOUDLY

Everyone will be screaming at 3 pm. You can be too. Invite your partner, lover, or your tinder stranger home for some loud action. If you need inspo, check this out. If neighbours complain you can blame the “imaginary” horse you bet on 😀

5. A NICE SIESTA IN THE PARK

If you cannot get laid this arvo, it is ok. You can go to the park and have a siesta. As for beaches, parks may be quiet too. Bring that amazing book, the one you took from the library this week – in case you don’t nap -.

6. GO TO THE MOVIES

Yes, ever wondered what it is to go to the movies by yourself? In secret, when everyone thinks you are somewhere celebrating Melbs Cup? Let’s do it!

7. TIME TO ENJOY ART

Visiting an Art Gallery or a Museum will be awesome today! Nothing best than avoiding those crowds on weekends.

8. KARAOKE AT THE OFFICE

Volume up those songs you and your team always wanted to hear and sing at the comfort of your office desk – while the boss is away this arvo –

9. GIVE A HORSE A SCRATCH

Yes, according to British scientists, horses prefer scratches over patting. Getting to know about horse behaviour is fun, healing and rewarding. The more you can feel horses, the less you will be inclined to join the distractions of these so-called “Derby Days“.

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